Paskong Disyerto

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Paskong Pilipino sa bansang United Arabo
Masaya kasi open sila sa Pasko dito

Makukulay at maliliwanag na Christmas Tree
Masisilayan kahit saang Mall ng Emarati

Simbang gabi hindi pahuhuli ang mga Katoliko dito
Kahit walang puto bungbong solve na tayo

Kwela ang Pasko dahil kay San Miguelito
Huwag mabahala kung maubusan, me maiigiban tayo

Hindi kumpleto ang Pasko kung walang Hamon
Kaya unaunahan sa pagbili mula pa kahapon

Paskong disyerto masaya talaga
Buksan ang videoke at birit na

Mga bata buksan na ang mga aguinaldo
Binili ng mga Tito sa mall ng Indiano

Sa walang mayayakap sa malamig na gabi
Tara na biyahe tayo't maghanap ng habibti


Maligayang Pasko mga Kabayan!


Sweet & Sour or Adobo?

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Dubai, Workers at a Jebel Ali labour camp have given up eating meat amid claims one of their colleagues was a cannibal who snacked on a body kept in a freezer.

Chinese men are sticking to a strict vegetarian diet because they say they’re worried they could end up dining on one of their colleagues in the camp’s canteen.

Rumors began Thursday night after a fight broke out between two groups.

Police were called to the scene, and wild stories soon began to spread that officers had discovered the half-eaten body of a Filipino man in the freezer of one of the men involved in the fight.

Police confirmed they were called out to the fight, but laughed off suggestions they’d found a body, half-eaten or otherwise. But labourers at the camp remain convinced that the man is a cannibal, and might not have been acting alone.

How on earth these people are so gullible to rumors. Maybe the hard labor conditions or the racial division among laborers stirs-up their fragile minds in creating and believing these rumors.

The true cannibals are those who don’t play by the rules and those who exploit others for their own sake. Unfair trade and labor practices, corrupt bureaucracy and government officials are to name a few.

Relatively speaking though these are not cannibals they were in the same league. Buwaya (crocodile), Linta (leech) and the most prominent of them all is the Tuko (chameleon) famous for its extra grip and camouflage abilities.

So what would you prefer Chinese or Filipino or simply Sweet & Sour or Adobo?


PBB...

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Pinoy Big Brother ended with Nene as the Big Winner!!!

“Milyun-milyong pasasalamat sa inyong lahat! Tagumpay natin’ to!”
Big Winner Nene Tamayo declared this statement as she shared her triumph to all the Filipinos who helped in realizing one of her biggest dreams.

Nakakatuwa rin namang isiping maraming Pilipino ang tumangkilik sa panooring tulad nito. Tunay ngang sumasalamin sa buhay Pinoy, kaya nga't di na ako nagulat kung si Nene ang nagwagi at di si Uma (paumahin sa mga tagahanga ni Uma). Marahil maraming mga manonood ang nakita ang sariling buhay sa mga nangyayari sa loob ng bahay ni Kuya.

Big Sister...
Malamang napakunot ang iyong noo. Eh sino naman si Big Sister? Kung ika'y magmamasid sa tabi-tabi makikita mo't marami sila sa iyong lugar. Sila yung mga taong umagang-umaga'y nag-eehersisyo ng kani-kanilang mga dila, yun bang mga taong mahilig mag-manman ng buhay ng may buhay at nakikilalam sa bawat galaw ng taong nakapaligid. Gaya rin sya ni Kuya na nagmamasid pero ang kaibahan nga lang ay wala syang rules-rules at nangunguna pa sa paglabag ng nito. Sa tapat ng sari-sari store, sa gate ng eskwelahan, sa boarding house, sa palengke, sa pook labahan, minsan sa umpukan, sa trabaho o kahit saan man di sya nawawala. Huli mo na ba? Localized ika-nga ang location nila kahit saan. Siguradong talo si Big Brother. Ingat lang sa mga katulad nila.

Buhay ala PBB...
Siguradong maraming Pinoy ang nabubuhay na parang PBB. Halimbawa: yung mga nakatira sa boarding house na may striktong landlady na kung saan lahat ng gawin mo'y nakikita't pinakikialaman, yung mga nakikitira ka sa kamag-anak na bawat alis mo't uwi ay inoorasan at binubusisi ang 'yong mga lakad at pinariringan ka ng "ehem" na saksakan ng dami ng kahulugan, yung mga nagbe-bedspace or sharing na lang ng kwarto sa ibang taong di mo naman kamag-anak na kung saan ay limitado ang kilos mo't baka maibida sa ibang tao ang iyong bawat galaw. Iyan ay ilan lamang sa mga halimbawa...siguradong may mga iba pang sitwasyong maihahalintulad, marami sa aming mga OFW ang nakakaranas ng buhay ala PBB na nagtitiis sa masikip na company accomodation (kasama ang mga ibang lahi), sa labour camp, sa makipot na studio flat, sa inuupahang silid na puno ng kamang double-deck para lang may matuluyan. Ikaw Kuya at Ate naranasan mo na ba 'to?

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Un-official entry to MMFF

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Satirically for fun...
What if Carlo J. Caparas produced a Garci movie, what would be the title? I had an idea on my mind and I want to share it.

Keeper of the truth or Pinocchio?
After months of hiding and on the run, Ex-Election Commisioner Garcilliano says he's ready to tell it all..

The "tag line"
The Movie trailer and the poster should mentioned that it is "Based on a true story" What is more horrifiying and bone-chilling than that!!!

Starring:
Bentong as Garci
Ate Glow as Pres. Arrovo

Original Soundtrack:
Featuring the Hits "Hello Garci" and "Yung Dagdag"


RP and the SEA Games

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SEA Games champion at last
There's no denying the Philippines the overall title this time.
Pounding the opposition on various fronts, Team Philippines yesterday clinched its first ever overall championship of the Southeast Asian Games with a Day 8 deluge of 23 golds, pulling away from the opposition and rendering today's closing events with no bearing.

So Unlikely for a Premiere

Thailand's Prime Minister Thaksin Shinawatra will seek informal talks with Southeast Asian nation leaders over alleged biased officiating in the SEA Games. He questions some of the decisions in favor of the host country, which led to the defeat of Thai taekwondo competitors, including Olympic bronze medallist Yaowapa Burapolchai.

"We may need to talk to straighten out the fact that it would not be good for things to continue as they are," he said yesterday, without elaborating, or referring to any particular sporting events or decisions by referees.

"Watching a number of the events has made me question how things have turned out. But I don't know what to say. The SEA Games will no longer be popular or commonly accepted if it continues in this way," he said, alluding to the fact that decisions in some events have favored local athletes.

"It is hard to win at the Games since the hosts are cheating," Jaruk Areerajakaran, secretary general of Thailand's Olympic Committee told reporters, conceding that the Thai team would not be able to win its targeted 110 to 118 gold medals.

Sya na rin ang nagsabi...(ano pa inaangal n'ya?)

"The primary objective of the Games is to encourage a spirit of fair play and to develop ourselves athletically - not just to win medals," Thaksin said.

Political Stigma?
It doesn't mean that if our President is being accused of cheating her way to Presidency is that the Pinoy athletes are cheating. Our athletes are just regaining our dignity by gaining medals despite of our leaders political disgrace and by showing that even though we have a rotting political system we are not bunch of losers not to mentioned we have the so called "homecourt advantage" and how can a host nation rigged results in huge proportions? Inspired lang talaga ang Pinoy. Hope we can keep it up on the next SEA Games.. Mabuhay ang Manlalarong Pinoy....


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